in east greenwich, rhode island. cool people, chill teachers, piece of shit building. seriously, theres mold dripping from the ceilings. wtf.
"How did you break your leg?"
"I slipped on one of the mold puddles in the hallway at east greenwich high school."
"Major bummer dude."
"I slipped on one of the mold puddles in the hallway at east greenwich high school."
"Major bummer dude."
by lunch boxxX February 19, 2009
A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.
Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.
Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.
Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.
Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.
Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.
by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011
A high school full of rich kids that think they're considered rednecks because they only wear camouflage clothing and boots. Most of them waste all their parent's money on dip and cigarettes that they only use in school's parking lot for the attention. On the weekends these fake rednecks take their brand new trucks out mudding and don't even bother to wash them afterwards so that they look "cool" when they roll into school on Monday.
EAST LAKE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT:
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
by not an el slop June 12, 2013
A school you can easily get bored of. Every girl is the same pink wearing Michael Kors basic bitch. Every guy is homophobic, sexist and racist (even though they try so hard to be black) they talk shit about schools like central islip and bayshore as if both schools are mostly populated by wild apes and they’re all secretly afraid of CI. They’re all really fake even if you think you’re best friends with someone they would quickly stab you in the back for a better group of people. East Islip is also a very very big victim of favoritism. So every teacher has their favorites and only those will be given the teachers all and tips to succeed and everyone else in thrown under the bus. In the sports department the coaches give little to no shits about what their kids do as long as they win the next game (which never happens because once again East Islip sucks) if you look down the music hall quickly it looks normal. But eventually you realize that the music teachers have their favorites. It doesn’t matter if they can’t sing or act or fucking play the tuba correctly. School with little diversity and a lot of wanna be black people like I said before. Horrible school would not recommend I mean on google I’m pretty sure it has two stars so I mean there you go. 0/10 would not come again. Please move to central islip or bay shore where the teachers actually give a flying fuck about the students.
by themostmiserablepersononearth January 15, 2018
High School located in Wendell, North Carolina. The school is currently divided into four small schools, which include Health Science, Integrated Technology, Engineering, and Arts, Education, and Global Studies. The small schools model will probably be revoked soon, as audits have shown that it hasn't been as successful as hoped. East Wake is not the best school around, but is home to many talented individuals in the areas of art, athletics, and academics. The fine arts department is noteworthy. East Wake has some wonderful singers and dancers (hip hop, lyrical, jazz, etc). Additionally, there are smart individuals at East Wake who end up at UNC, NCSU, even Yale. East Wake is not just the pushover school that many expect it to be. The AP Students at East Wake work hard (which many reviewers forsake to mention, because they've never actually taken any AP Classes). Overall, the administration is largely unorganized, but East Wake has some quality people that are sometimes overlooked because of the negative image that other students bring to the school.
Student 1: "Did you hear about that fight at East Wake High School?"
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."
by Thoughtful Evaluator January 24, 2010
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A small school with less than 500 people. Majority of people smoke way to much marijuana and often claim that they drink a lot. More guys than girls but that's okay because most of the girls are ugly. There isn't one person in that whole school that is trustworthy and every body knows everybody. Too much drama for such a small school. Everybody say batchie but nobody really knows what it means. The school is often call PoPuLaTiOn 500
by chirpatyaboii November 10, 2010