1 definition by themostmiserablepersononearth

A school you can easily get bored of. Every girl is the same pink wearing Michael Kors basic bitch. Every guy is homophobic, sexist and racist (even though they try so hard to be black) they talk shit about schools like central islip and bayshore as if both schools are mostly populated by wild apes and they’re all secretly afraid of CI. They’re all really fake even if you think you’re best friends with someone they would quickly stab you in the back for a better group of people. East Islip is also a very very big victim of favoritism. So every teacher has their favorites and only those will be given the teachers all and tips to succeed and everyone else in thrown under the bus. In the sports department the coaches give little to no shits about what their kids do as long as they win the next game (which never happens because once again East Islip sucks) if you look down the music hall quickly it looks normal. But eventually you realize that the music teachers have their favorites. It doesn’t matter if they can’t sing or act or fucking play the tuba correctly. School with little diversity and a lot of wanna be black people like I said before. Horrible school would not recommend I mean on google I’m pretty sure it has two stars so I mean there you go. 0/10 would not come again. Please move to central islip or bay shore where the teachers actually give a flying fuck about the students.
East Islip high school is the perfect place to plan out your suicide.
by themostmiserablepersononearth January 15, 2018
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