DESMOND

a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.

peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy

by urbanmythh October 3, 2010

desmond

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

desmond

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

by tommy f August 23, 2005

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 24, 2006

Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011

desmond

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

by A victim of Desmond January 20, 2009

desmond

a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not

aint that desmond ewww

by eatthatpussk445 September 24, 2020