someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
A curtie is another word for a blue-butted African spider monkey..the only acception to this creature is its devine passion for the opposite sex...
by ---SpAcEroCkEt-- July 24, 2003
an extremely hot environment; usually, but not always, indoors; usually used as a replacement for the word "hot" to illustrate the extreme heat
The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"
by Jackonrad November 25, 2008
by ImSuperBored February 14, 2019
A sarcastic butt hole who sucks at fortnite, and says “No you” to everything mean you say to him. He is somehow very smart but also is very stupid too, This type of person will get very upset if he gets one pumped to the face with 100 health and 100 shields. He has a dashing good smile and women and drawn by his long PENIS.
by PeePeeSmasher June 11, 2018
by snitcha June 22, 2011