by poe February 6, 2012
Wow... the first definition for organized crime? anyway, it's the mafia, not that crips/bloods bullshit.
by Adrian July 5, 2006
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2023
The word "pine" has been replaced by "crime" in the original name "Pine Bluff". Pine Bluff is often referred to as Crime Bluff because of the constant and rising crime in Pine Bluff.
by Prophetic June 22, 2014
A term used to describe a wrong, yet trivial, annoying, and harmless “crime” that is not punishable by law.
A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.
Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.
Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma
A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.
Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.
Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma
White person waiting in line at the Fair Trade coffee shop: Hey! Not cool man, you just cut in front of me!
Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...
Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.
Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.
Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...
Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...
Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.
Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.
Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...
by The Phantom Kingsly March 2, 2011
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Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.
As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020