A chap that has no real reason to exist. He's just there. No purpose, like a tentacle-less squid rolling around on the seafloor straight into a waiting crustaceans open mouth hole.
"You are a Cranky Wiggler, Micheal."
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*
by Dangerous Dong September 11, 2023
by cfmsp June 29, 2011
A term that seems racist but isn't, actually is used to introduce yourself and greet everyone (usually on a discord server)
by thelionking____ February 18, 2021
People who watch CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor) who also have chipped black nail polish, much like the YouTuber himself.
Person 1: hey, you gonna paint your nails again soon?
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails
by Mx.Gameplays December 24, 2020
by Kropotkin92 April 26, 2021
when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out
by chapo g July 8, 2019
a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.
by crank meister December 5, 2006