Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Cope Slope

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.

The Admiral Kuznetsov is fitted with a cope slope

by Most credible defender March 13, 2022

Cope Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge and action to kiss multiple members of the opposite sex in a short time period.

Yo, that girl Sarah over there has Cope Syndrome.

by Seero June 30, 2013

Cope Cage

A largely ineffective slat armor design mounted on several models of Russian tanks during the Russo-Ukranian War. The armor was supposed to prevent top-attack ATGMs, but did effectively nothing against them, leading to the subreddit r/NonCredibleDefence nicknaming them Cope Cages.

Ahh man, Vlad just got destroyed by a Javelin, his cope cage didn't work!

by Jerry'smod March 9, 2022

Cope Cage

A flimsy metal grill welded to the top of an overrated Russian tank that will hopefully deter anti-tank missiles

The cope cage did nothing to save the Russian T-90 from destruction by Ukrainian Javelin.

by copecagehero March 7, 2022

Cope And Move On

To Cope With Someone/Something And Move On

I Told Him To Just Cope And Move On

by Devoted Dev March 1, 2022

Get Coped

(V.) The act of or usage of marijuana, directly leading to the listening of Citizen Cope music. Such action may also lead to the following: getting laid, chillen coped out with your boys, or getting twisted.

Gain: Man, I way too much energy right now. I wanna do something. Let's get coped!
Phil: Yeah, man.
(Citizen Cope music ensues)

Gain: I am sooo coped right now.
Phil: Me too, let's get twisted later.
Lex: Where's the liquid cope at??

Sean: I got so liquid cope last weekend man.
Phil: You had so much liquid that you need to go to AA.
Gain: Werd.

by CopedOut69 September 6, 2008