as reference from my friend Colton."I have no future, my parents hate me, and my girlfriend doesn't even want to see me."
by 805Noah October 16, 2018
by coleycoconut January 18, 2017
A sweet guy who knows how to win over a girl's heart. Troy's usually think he's a fag. Likes listening to Cher and Lionel Ritchie. Enjoys drinking beer, driving trucks and sexually experimenting. Attracts Carly's. Respects the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain. Is himself sort of a slut. Thinks he's good at guitar but nobody has the heart to tell him he's not. Can sometimes be fake. Likes to dance, especially when drunk. Has a douchey sense of style- refuses to wear anything but diamond supply co. Chronic masturbator. Likes singing in the rain, laughing too hard, and living life to the fullest.
1) "He's kind of a fayg, but I guess he's fun to be around. More fun when he puts out."
2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"
3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light, Channing Tatum and those fucking trees.
2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"
3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light, Channing Tatum and those fucking trees.
by Drew Metzger December 13, 2012
Colton or Pulling A Colton is when you are on Xbox live, and you are in a party chat, and you start to masterbate to your friends voices.
Last night I pulled a Colton.
by anonymous 9012348 July 2, 2010
Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
by crazy lover 1234 April 2, 2019