A computer that runs Google's Chrome OS, usually actually pretty decent performance unless it's from your school, since your school probably installed 50,000 pieces of shitty spyware to monitor the porn you watch, which takes up 512 Gigs of space which is more than even a really decent gaming PC can handle.
by shitt_hol December 3, 2020
A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?
by User010 September 18, 2020
Okay, we get it. You can't "Download anything".
What abouting using the linux apps to download VLC, Wine, OBS, GIMP And Minecraft?
Yeah, i thought so.
And don't mind as i play videos in 4K.
What abouting using the linux apps to download VLC, Wine, OBS, GIMP And Minecraft?
Yeah, i thought so.
And don't mind as i play videos in 4K.
Chromebook's aren't all bad.
by insertnameherelol February 24, 2021
The chromebook is the all time worst os and laptop ever running so badly windows 0.0.1 could run better
by TheSavageSandwich August 20, 2018
a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.
bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
by mojang________________________ July 10, 2020
a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.
<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide
by chrome os March 7, 2021
Chromebooking (v.) Giving a Chromebook to someone “residentially challenged”, then taking your leftovers from a recent meal and throwing it in the nearest waste receptacle, proceeded by making eye contact with the “residentially challenged” while urinating and defecating on said leftovers in waste receptacle
Chromebooking is the new planking.
by Boss_n_lager December 19, 2018