A vaccuum, Consummer of child actors and actresses that may or may not have had a future; Creater of shows that are less and less interesting.
Did you like that new Disney Channel show yesterday?

Nope.
by Amigroism March 5, 2010
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Channel 999 is a MFF gaming channel, with DoctorWert, Endgam3r, Nightmare Nurse, EtherealSilk, RealSupermanPrim, ProtoI, TR BungyBooce, Matî, Mind Parasite, only being some of its very epic residents.
Residents of this channel show signs of epic gaming. And only EPIC gamers go there. There is no channel that will ever be able to compare in any way (when it comes to epic gaming, at least). Everyone who comes to 999 that isn't an epic resident of it, doesn't deserve to be there.
Other epic gamers like e u p h ø r i a, NotJnrW, Dean026, ExcaliberNight, Professor Oreo, NeptureShow, Darylp, and many, many, more are also worth a mention.
RaJa Bro, have you been to Channel 999 yet?
Vicmar956 No, bro. That's where only the most epic gamers go.
by am102102 August 26, 2019
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Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"
by Flacker January 15, 2007
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An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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Used to refer to Clear Channel corporation in a negative light, due to their standard business practice of firing DJ's for no real reason other than to save some bucks, and voicetracking stations so that one DJ is aired in hundreds of cities, sounding like he is on locally in each one, thus saving Cheap Channel millions in salaries and ruining radio nationwise.
Cheap Channel just fired all its DJs.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
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Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.
If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.
by benth July 11, 2008
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a factory that takes regular children and turns them into everything you dont want your child to be.

some of their creations

miley cyrus
jonas brothes
britney spears
zac effron
vannesa hutchens
disney channel = drug addicts, pole dancers, whores, sex addicts, rapists, child molestors, hookers, dick suckers, pimps, sluts, hoe bags
by heyy82 March 14, 2010
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