A guy who likes ugly girls with no ass and no boobs.
"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."
by gmac-dawg December 16, 2007
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To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨
🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
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Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"
by ChubbyD February 15, 2010
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(v) seize the book.

Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.

They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.

Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
by puerille September 17, 2015
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Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"
Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."
by Dasgay May 19, 2014
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A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."

Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.

However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.

Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.

The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!
by vrls August 8, 2013
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Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"
by gentaXY August 9, 2009
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