holy carp 

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

holy carp by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

holy carpola 

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

holy carpola by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

holycarp 

Screwed up owner of Mithica, not affiliated with Excalibur or unixmad.

I see Holycarp left Mithica

holycarp by Snerdly March 21, 2003