breakfaster

The coolest person in existence.

BreakFaster is soo cool!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

breakfast

eggs- weed
cooking- smoking weed
pans- pipe

hey man you want to eat some "eggs".
-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted

by shannon and brandi January 31, 2009

breakfast

"An addiction"
SW (street wise): " B-FAST " as in " I am a breakfast addict, I want to score some breakfast. I am B-fast "
ANYONE ELSE (AE) : a problem (i like BREAKFAST)

" snow, forget it . . . . i want breakfast, i'll put it in my stash "

by irrelevant November 3, 2003

breakfast

1) The main meal in the morning.
2) A friend.

1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Norwegian breakfast

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.

' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'

by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021

Breakfast Ratio

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

by alberge November 23, 2013

Huachón breakfast

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

by Uncle Beast December 4, 2012