Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.
by MaxTheFisherman December 6, 2021
Polonium poison generally associated with Russian autocrat Vladimir Putin and unfortunate people who incur his displeasure, for example ex-FSB Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko.
Keep posting those Death to Putin memes on your Facebook and you might be in line for some Vlad Medicine.
by Luxmatic March 11, 2022
The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.
Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.
Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.
by GalactaK May 1, 2020
Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
by Tyburn December 8, 2007
Vlad Tepes (english: Vlad The Impaler) was the voievod (english: Ruler) of Tara Romaneasca (english: Wallachia).
He is commonly known as Dracula because he impaled people.
He is commonly known as Dracula because he impaled people.
by Basescu Traian May 31, 2017
The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.
Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.
Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.
Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.
Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 3, 2021
by Joe_Is_Cool November 18, 2019