epic
A word used in the 2006-2012 era, presumably to describe something as resembling an epic poem (ignoring the fact that most of the users probably didn't know what that was). Today using the word "epic", unless being used to describe scope, and sometimes even then, makes you look horribly dated and trying too hard to be cool, like a 40-year-old who still wears graphic T-shirts. Instead, the new "hip and modern crowd" uses some combination of the words "swag", "#yolo", "cray-cray", and "twerk" in random order as if somebody had jammed a metal rod into the vocabulary part of their brain and replaced it with a Twitter feed, which also explains their spelling.
"Man, that new rollercoaster's so epic. Here's my BlackBerry, go take a picture while I'm on it."
"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."
"But we're best friends!"
"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."
"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."
"But we're best friends!"
"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."
epic by A totally cray person September 10, 2013
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