lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 23, 2023

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 15, 2016

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015

Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours

I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…

by Crazycox April 21, 2022

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016