stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.

Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

The Baz Method

Graciously sneaking answers off of your phone during an examination displaying enough poise and grandeur to make the individuals in your vicinity orgasm instantaneously.

Omg! He just used The Baz Method!
Clean up on aisle My Pants!

by BigBootyBaz July 03, 2024

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

The Synonym Method

When you secretly date two women that have the same initials, that way you put said initials in your instagram bio and both girls think it's them. Bonus points if they're related.

-Dude, I banged Alyssa Morrison in the morning and Amelia McInfrey in the evening.
-Wait so who's initials are those in your Instagram bio?
-I used the synonym method on 'em, they can't tell who "A.M.♡ " is, and tbh neither can I ;).

by Greenbergthewise July 29, 2019

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011

Jyro Method

When your hb has feelings for your hoe while yall together.

“Bro had feelings for my girl whole time i was with her and ain’t say nun. That’s that Jyro Method”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.

I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.

by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011