The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
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Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
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