A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.
Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'
by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010
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A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.
by Dylan and Alex March 6, 2007
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When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
by Pork master W July 13, 2021
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When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy
Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"
by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021
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The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

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1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 14, 2009
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A particularly sticky vaginal passage way
I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft
by TheVenetianBamboo April 8, 2016
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