by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010
Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.
by BalrogTheLog January 19, 2017
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017
by FoutMastaFlash October 22, 2003
by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021
Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.
by Darmonanic October 17, 2020
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb January 31, 2016