The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
by WalnutPlatt July 8, 2018
Get the Polar deckermug. by 214 Settlers October 8, 2025
Get the Pocket Full Of Polarmug. by TheoLikesCheeseMoreThanJessica November 8, 2015
Get the Polar Orgymug. by PolarDogLover November 11, 2020
Get the Polar Dogmug. by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts June 7, 2018
Get the polar-sexualmug. Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.
by NopersonalityBrett September 3, 2012
Get the Polar Pawmug. “Polar Daddy” refers to an older gay male with white or greying hair. Not to be confused with “Polar Bear” which is typically associated with an older, obese or chubby gay man.
by Daddy D-Dawg December 1, 2021
Get the polar daddymug.