gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.

"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2

by gotchubro March 1, 2020

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023

GNOME

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"

I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.

by Ano Nim August 3, 2021

Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay

by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019

Gnome

Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).

Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.

by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022

gnomes

goodnight babygirl

gnomes

by gnomesbabes May 8, 2022

Gnome

Guh-no-mey

A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.

by viij January 2, 2023