by pretzel, brazil January 6, 2020
Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
by I <3 myself March 27, 2022
Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.
by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016
A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
by thebatmanz March 5, 2015
When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer
I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.
by Chewi and Obi February 1, 2016
by BeaverBedlam March 19, 2023