safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 13, 2006

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 29, 2020

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 5, 2017

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 22, 2021

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020