Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.

Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.

by luckiest_guy_43 December 12, 2012

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA May 25, 2012

Work glitter

Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.

My keyboard is covered in work glitter.

by Adventure Junkie January 13, 2021

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

glitter man

A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.

Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.

by Grandmustache December 21, 2017

All that glitter is gold

In stairway to heaven those lines go together.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything

still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.

All that glitter is gold like every thing still turn to gold.

by Alicia 12 August 9, 2023

glitter pill

glitter

i ate a glitter pill to my shit could be glitter🥺

by Axviar👹 September 6, 2021