by Mia Dixie Rect October 5, 2019
When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht July 1, 2020
A typical car built between the 1950s and 1970s that it had so much Rust that the body had to be held together with Bondo and primer.
My friend back in the 70s had this old Dodge dart that had so much Rust on the body that the card had to be held together with Bondo and primer. Damn Bill look at that car. Yeah that's just another one of those primer bombs from the 70s.
by Ouray July 31, 2019
Drink a hazy ipa.
Shit on a friend's belly button.
put an m-80 in the shit pile.
light it. run away and enjoy.
Shit on a friend's belly button.
put an m-80 in the shit pile.
light it. run away and enjoy.
by Foreskin Jenkins August 29, 2021
when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.
"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."
by cantchooseaname December 14, 2017
by Crass&sass January 25, 2017
when you play two lana del rey songs at the same time, often to zone out on a trippy, hypnotic, slurred musical cacophony
by information_interchange May 20, 2019