People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around
-Have you heard of what conservatives are planning?
-Nothing smart that's for sure
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A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans
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"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
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A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.
If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.
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A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.
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