when one receives massive, deep, intense bruising following a makeout session; receiving dark hickeys that would cause one to believe a vampire attempted to suck your blood.
by FunnyGirl221 April 22, 2011
A stupid book that is poorly written and has a cliched plot. The characters are unoriginal and the entire book is based on the fact that Edward is a sparkly fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but fails miserably.
He also catches the attention of the whiny Bella Swan and is somehow insane enough to fall in love with her. Bella is somehow insane enough to fall in love with him. They both fail at life. Epically.
The entire book is about how beautiful of a fairy Edward is and how love will keep them together.
This book gives obsessed fangirls the idea that the ideal boyfriend is a old creepy pedophile that watches you while you sleep and isolates you from you friend. It also tells them that romance is all about looks, an abusive relationship, and teen pregnancy.
It's an overall failure.
He also catches the attention of the whiny Bella Swan and is somehow insane enough to fall in love with her. Bella is somehow insane enough to fall in love with him. They both fail at life. Epically.
The entire book is about how beautiful of a fairy Edward is and how love will keep them together.
This book gives obsessed fangirls the idea that the ideal boyfriend is a old creepy pedophile that watches you while you sleep and isolates you from you friend. It also tells them that romance is all about looks, an abusive relationship, and teen pregnancy.
It's an overall failure.
fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan so I could be in Twilight.
smartperson:Oh, so you want to be a whiny bitch with an abusive pedophile boyfriend in a book that is horribly written?
fangirl: YES! wait. what? um..... no?
smartperson: You're an idiot. Go read a real book.
smartperson:Oh, so you want to be a whiny bitch with an abusive pedophile boyfriend in a book that is horribly written?
fangirl: YES! wait. what? um..... no?
smartperson: You're an idiot. Go read a real book.
by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010
The first book to a wonderful series by Stephenie Meyer. With action, comedy, romance, and emotion.
When Bella moves into the rainy town of Forks, Washington she notices Edward Cullen. She soon learns that he is a vampire and despite this, she just can't stay away from him. Well, Edward can't either. :) All the while Edward fights his primal instincts to drink Bella's blood. The couple must overcome many obstacles.
Mostly the teens are into the series, but some adults have found an interest in the books. Despite how many people think that the main interest for reading Twilight is Edward (though it is part of it) the book really does suck you in and you can't help feeling everything that Bella feels.
When Bella moves into the rainy town of Forks, Washington she notices Edward Cullen. She soon learns that he is a vampire and despite this, she just can't stay away from him. Well, Edward can't either. :) All the while Edward fights his primal instincts to drink Bella's blood. The couple must overcome many obstacles.
Mostly the teens are into the series, but some adults have found an interest in the books. Despite how many people think that the main interest for reading Twilight is Edward (though it is part of it) the book really does suck you in and you can't help feeling everything that Bella feels.
Twilight is my obsession.
by aveverum July 11, 2008
Twilight, v: To Twilight someone is to ejaculate on a person's face only to immediately throw glitter onto it. It then becomes nearly impossible to get off, thus making them look like a Twilight Vampire.
Past Tense: Twilighted
Past Tense: Twilighted
"My girlfriend forced me to watch Twilight. So we went back home and I Twilighted her. She doesn't like the movie anymore, or me.
by PKPNewbs February 28, 2010
A very popular and well written novel by miracle Stephenie Meyer. A book that some people like to criticize for no apparent reason, and when they try, they come up with nothing that makes sense. Twilight lovers are a very dedicated and passionate group and i would suggest to the group mentioned above to sleep with one eye open...
twihard: i love twilight
stupid person: it sucks because it's a love story
twihard: ARRRRRRRG
stupid person: falls dead to ground
stupid person: it sucks because it's a love story
twihard: ARRRRRRRG
stupid person: falls dead to ground
by Twihard May 29, 2008
A book that has probably been written for years, but has recently became popular in the past year or so due to teenagers that are still in high school. The book was made into a movie with actors and actresses that no one has even heard of. Little girls tend to make a big deal about it and talk about it constantly. Its completely overrated and the media talks about it more than enough. Theres about 3 or 4 books and two movies that people are obsessed with.
by Theonewithoutaname November 29, 2009