The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth
You brushed and ready?
by The Real Freak January 20, 2018
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Something you say after you finish counting for hide and seek. You don't even think of it as a word, do you? You just say it. Ready or not. Ready or not. Ready or not.
"Ready or not, here I come!"
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
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The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.
Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
by geekthang November 2, 2012
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Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext
My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!
by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019
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A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.
Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
by Thattallgirl October 3, 2022
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