red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015

on velvet

"on velvet" means things are going very well

I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.

by dima1206 June 22, 2017

Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

by AmHolding November 1, 2021

Velvet Six Pack

Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.

Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"

by BigT588 July 15, 2018

Velvet Jasshole

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease

Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit

by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

velvet caviar

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

by Jackyjim January 9, 2022