2 definitions by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation
Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015
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The act of performing a cream pie in the rectal cavity
She said she wanted to stay a virgin so she only does swirl pies
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015
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