wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.

by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ February 2, 2016

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 17, 2014

wad it up

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up

Don't drive it crazy and wad it up

by The first mongo December 30, 2016