A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020
1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.
by Chaarons May 18, 2022
A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.
EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
by Einherjar101 October 13, 2022