Don Zimmer

Fat fuck that has do to with the New York Yankees; looks like a fat bowling ball
I fell in love with Pedro Martinez after he slammed Don Zimmer's head to the ground
by This Is Not Meg July 23, 2004
mugGet the Don Zimmermug.

big zimmers

A big deal; important. Something everyone should know, and that - by default - one should assume all others know.
Person 1: Do you know whether Bella and Sash are still dating?
Person 2: I didn't know they were together at all. I thought Sash was gay.
Person 1: Of course they were dating! Their relationship was really big zimmers.
by zimmers123123 March 30, 2011
mugGet the big zimmersmug.

To Pull A Zimmer

1. Saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.

2. To embarrass ones friends by saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.

3. The Act of a Zimmerism.
To Pull A Zimmer:

Friend 1: Yeah so I gotta do a 20 paige report on freaking penguins
Chick: aww that sucks
Friend 2: Dude once when I lived in Canada i kicked a penguin in the nuts hahahaha
Chick: Wow...ummm...*leaves*
Friend 1: Omg...you idiot...you just pulled a zimmer!! *proceedes to beat down friend 2's ass*
by thisblows7504 April 17, 2006
mugGet the To Pull A Zimmermug.

Peter Zimmer

The God of the bands. Had a bunch of idiots make a cult/religion for him. The almighty supreme being and leader of the Zimminati.
Sophie: Hey do you know who Peter Zimmer is?
Daniel: Yeah I pray to him every night!
by RazorLeaf February 24, 2022
mugGet the Peter Zimmermug.

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 06, 2013
mugGet the cant simmer the zimmermug.

Zimmer

Zopiclone (aka Zims, Zimmers, Zees)
Hypnotic medication widely prescribed in the United Kingdom and the Rep. of Ireland, as well as in countries like Australia, Aotearoa-New Zealand, Dominion of Canada, Rép. du Québec, Montserrat, Jamaica, Trinidad, and St. Lucia
Me living in the USA - “You’re on Zimmers? Best we have here is eszopiclone.. not the same as full zopiclone”
My friend in Canada - “At least you get ambien out there. You’re like an hour away, just cross over, try some and we’ll chill for the day and see how you like them.”
by JeanPhilippeQuebec March 19, 2025
mugGet the Zimmermug.