that's SO working for you 

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

that's SO working for you by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Working as Intended 

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

Working as Intended by LordSothe September 18, 2009

Neck-working 

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

Neck-working by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

Working Stiff 

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

Working Stiff by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

I'm just a tool working for the man 

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

I'm just a tool working for the man by papa sal August 6, 2012

sleep working 

working while still sleeping, somehow you manage to get the job done without being fully awake. Related to sleep walking and sleep talking, only you get paid. Not to be confused with other occupations involving getting paid for being in bed.

The tech support guys on the night shift were very adept at sleep working, the customers calling in never knew they were talking and typing with their eyes closed.

sleep working by DizLiz October 22, 2006

working the elephant 

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis

Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.

working the elephant by von strudelburg October 13, 2013