Tugboat 

An obese woman who enjoys giving handjobs.

"I was afraid that tugboat last night was going to give me torsion."

Tugboat by This is your Face on ACID August 21, 2008

Tugboat 

An unbelievably beautiful girl.

First coined by Vin Man Chan from LSA.

Yo D-pots, check out those tugboats.

Yo Jeff,can you put me on with that tugboat from the toga party?

Yo S-Dot, you know who never gets any tugboats... that's right.. Large Matt.

Tugboat by Mass Debator February 24, 2009

Tugboat 

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

Tugboat by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015

Tugboat 

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

Tugboat by Jazzknife January 21, 2017

Tugboat 

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.

Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.

Tugboat by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017

tugboat 

To call someone a wanker

That guy's a right fucking tugboat!

tugboat by Otis dreadlock May 14, 2018

Tugboat 

when a man inserts his penis into a pair of buttcheeks, then the person twerks onto the penis until ejaculation occurs if the tugger is well versed in the motion of a tugboat

Hey bro, this chic wouldn’t fuck me tonight can I get a tugboat from you

Tugboat by Jor240 November 29, 2018