trumpet

cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.

Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"

by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009

trumpet

A derogatory term for Donald Trump supporters.

Your opinion doesnt matter you stupid Trumpet.

by guywhodefinesall November 16, 2016

trumpet

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.

man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet

by tobcore July 22, 2008

trumpet

An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed

Bobby Lee As Kim Jong Il: "Hey - I hear you're a celibate"
Kim Jong Il: "No, but i play trumpet"
BLAKJI: "Eh - close enough

by Trump-me September 19, 2003

trumpet

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

by Diego November 28, 2003

trumpet

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

by Semyour Butts April 13, 2011

trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 23, 2006