township girls 

complete sluts, want to have sex with every guy they see, known for short shorts, and flaunting the boobs they don't have. Township girls are usually fake and in everything for themselves.

99% of township girls are sluts.

township girls by one of the 1% of township girls that isn't a slut. December 4, 2006

Burlington Township High School 

The place where you are glorified for wearing too much makeup, starting fights, being loud, and all out being ghetto. The place where you can find seniors in an Algebra 2 class. The place where eating a salad cost more than eating main lunch. And did I mention strict teaching? We have strict honors courses and plenty of harsh teachers.

Me: BrUh, I hate Burlington Township High School. I just wanna go home

Burlington Township High School by PatrickBoydWentz January 27, 2019

Upper Merion Township 

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

Upper Merion Township by aquarius32 June 24, 2010

Elk Township 

the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"

"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
"No, that place is a hickville"

Elk Township by alidog January 30, 2009

Freehold township 

A party town in New Jersey. Freehold township is located close to the Jersey Shore and you can find parties here every weekend. People here live off of mommy’s and daddy’s money. Manalapan and Marlboro kids go here only to get wasted and hook up. The kids here flaunt their luxury houses, cars, and clothing. Mainly everyone here is white or whitewashed.

Person 1: Did u hear that Jake hooked up with a township girl?
Person 2: Yea! Dude she’s hot af imma try to shoot my shot with her at Freehold Township.

Freehold township by Dontfuckwithme2023 March 27, 2019

lyons township high school 

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :

'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'

lyons township high school by COOLEST PERSON EVER 29121 April 22, 2010

Cranberry township 

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.

I work in Cranberry township.

Cranberry township by suburbanite March 25, 2005