A rural area within Carbon County Pennsylvania, consisting of various farm lands, rolling hills, and open fields. Land mass is 15.1 square miles. Population approx. 4243. It's a location where the men are men, and in some cases so are the women. From an outsider it would appear to be Ku Klux Klan Territory, a redneck heaven, or just plain old hillybilly deluxe at it's finest!
Billy Bob: Hey...let's go on down to Franklin Township and do some cow tippin whadya say now?
Jim Bob: Oh heck ya, Franklin Township is where its at for some backwoods entertainment! Heyna!
Jim Bob: Oh heck ya, Franklin Township is where its at for some backwoods entertainment! Heyna!
by ladyredblue October 3, 2008
A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.
GO HAWKS!!
GO HAWKS!!
Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??
Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011
A shithole place where everything is in walking distance and there is never anything fun to do. Mostly full of middle class working citizens, but known to other townships as a place to find a cheap young trailor trash whore to knock up. For fun, most kids leave the area and associate with other townships (except for neshannock) and also like to drink a lot of alcohol and/or smoke a little marijuana. Union kids are known to be of the toughest around town, always getting into fights and causing trouble around the county.
(Neshannock Girl)- "Hey mom, I'm going out on a date with that big dicked boy from Union Township tonight."
(Neshannock Girl's Mom)- "Oh no your not, he just beat up your brother and gang banged your best friend... Probably."
(Neshannock Girl's Mom)- "Oh no your not, he just beat up your brother and gang banged your best friend... Probably."
by DjTuhs2 January 11, 2010
The Worst possible place to be. Cops will try to do anything to get you in trouble. Teenagers always get pulled over for no reason. It has blue ribbon schools but definetly a terrible place be ready to be pulled over and investigated.
Clinton Township sucks
by fdcvxvcxcxvrtgrw January 9, 2008
A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"
Township is basically fail.
Township is basically fail.
Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"
Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)
Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)
by Seamore Jugs May 7, 2009
by sheepy in bmc July 21, 2019
A town in New Jersey that neighbors with Mountain Lakes, commonly mistaken to be integrated with the stereotype of "Mountain Lakers", yet Boonton Township residents are far more different in relation to: automobiles, luxury, wealth, clothing & accesories, work ethic, and amount of employment.
by The Truth November 25, 2006