When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.
by Stiffkillerbear October 7, 2020
by Dookz September 6, 2007
A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.
Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
by LobsterLover68 October 3, 2019
by Lobster mannnn March 8, 2017
by CKStarCraft January 16, 2008
Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.
by Fye One January 7, 2007
Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.
by ve03h June 5, 2005