Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

by nibblegnome September 26, 2011

dirty conductor

Just another creative way to call somebody a hoe. Like saying someone had a train ran on them.

"I was crazy last night, I copped atleast 11 bodies" - Emma

"You Dirty Conductor" - Jane

by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020

mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 8, 2020

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017