It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.
by d999w January 4, 2010
A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"
Guy 1: "What?!?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"
Guy 1: "What?!?"
by mehmehson29 July 31, 2012
Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.
by 5Bones July 26, 2010
by teamklip2 July 2, 2017
A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
It is when after your daddy has finished inside your sister, you dump a lincoln log inside her snooch, while your mama waits for the contents to pour out on the graham crackers to enjoy. May need to adjust roles based on which family members are available.
Jerry -- Your mom's asking for another Louisiana Campfire.
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!
by berkmangoesboom January 25, 2023
An disgusting sexual act between two homosexual people. Usually done with at least 3 quarts of canola oil and a large amount of rubber bands
by Pmill89 October 7, 2018