A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."