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spanish thank you 

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.
I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.
spanish thank you by Cold feet February 10, 2015

thank you hashem 

A way of praising the Jewish god
I just married off my last child. Thank you hashem

#Blessed #TYH
thank you hashem by mendy99 October 14, 2018

thank you for the food 

this is such a delicious meal. i'm looking forward to the next chapter. thank you for the food!

Nigga, thank you 

exp.

1. The proper response to a service rendered when the server prompts Nigga-Please!.

2. A phrase used to combat Nigga-Please! in a sarcastic manner.
1.
"Can I git sum mo fried chicken?"
"Nigga, please!"
"Oh cum on, don't be liyk dat!"
"Aiight, hurr."
"Nigga, thank you."

2.
"Biotch!"
"Nigga, please!"
"NIGGA, THANK YOU!"

Please and Thank You 

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!