tail happy 

1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.

2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.

1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?

2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.

tail happy by wordguy2 March 16, 2010

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

Tail Fail 

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

Tail Fail by Jagdog June 9, 2011

tail strike 

When you take a poo that is so long that it hits your butt because it ran out of room in the toilet

I had another tail strike incident today after I took a 20 incher at work

tail strike by eddietaps78 June 4, 2015

Tail fetish 

When someone has a weird attraction to any kind of animal/fairy thing having a tail. Most of people with tail fetishes are furrys

Oh MAN I wish i had a fluffy fox tail to hug all day! I think i have a tail fetish!

Tail fetish by Weiiiiiird guyyyyyy December 2, 2020

Tail Stroker 

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.

Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

Tail Stroker by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019

Tail boner 

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

Tail boner by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020