1 definition by Jagdog

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Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.
Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.
by Jagdog May 15, 2011

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