spongebob 

Look spongebob is not gay. For you people who think he is you are getting alot of thumbs down. people who think spongebob is NOT gay you are getting thumbs up. Spongebob is a ladies man that's how he got sandy cheeks. And he does NOT flirt with patrick he is just greeting him nicely. Also he sometimes dresses up like a girl because he is just being funny. And Gay pictures of spongebob are not true. They are lies. So believe it that spongebob is NOT gay.

me: people if you think spongebob is gay O i'll fry your liver boy or gal and i'll eat them I said i'll eat them. Also A way to make spongebob stop talking just say is that Sandy Cheeks in a bikini!!!! Then spongebob will say where?(with hearts in his eyes). Then just ditch him.

spongebob by fisherman deputy vet February 11, 2008

Spongebob 

Better than you.

"Spongebob is better than you"

Spongebob by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

spongebob 

spongebob is a nice sponge. he is also funny. First of all, he is NOT GAY. I looked in urban dictionary and it said he is not gay so if you think that he is then you should just stay an idiot okayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! gosh so there is proof because he has been doing a lot of thinks for sandy cheeks. So that means that probably spongebob likes sandy. Also, if you draw gay pictures then that means YOU are gay. He likes his friends patrick,mr.krabs,and squidward but not in a GAY way! Remember, he is a sponge!!!!! a sea creature! So if you don't like spongebob then stop insulting him. Think to yourself is this the way how you should behave? Ask yourself that. So the point is that spongebob is not gay and don't put immature pictures about gay stuff. If you don't like spongebob or any other cartoon well fine!!! so if you put thumbs down you are a really bad person. if you put thumbs up you are a sweet angel. Also tell me if woodler sockbat and spongebob are friends or relatives. And remember: not a gay way!!!! Lying is a very bad thing to do so don't do it and think about what you do decide to do before you do it. Honesty is the best policy. He is NOT gay. And I know that because I am a spongebob major fan.

guy: is spongebob gay?
guy2: not in a bad way, but he is a very happy sponge(the nice meaning of gay is happy).

spongebob by fisherman deputy vet February 9, 2008

Spongebob 

He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea.
He's absorbant, yellow and porous.
He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for.
Go get down a deck and flop like a fish.

He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.)

Funniest show ever.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
Sneezes
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
SpongeBob shrieks
Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Patrick: Exactly.

Spongebob by Marky-Mark August 14, 2007

spongebob 

a little yellow square dude that lives in a pinnaple has a pet snail named gary is best friends with patrick the starfish works at the krusty krab making krabby patties for mr. krabs and daughter pearl the whale and then goes to boating school with mrs. puff to get hims boating lisence and loves jelly fishing and karate with his other friendsandy cheeks the underwater squirrel and then in hisspare time he tends to annoy squidward as he lives next door to him and then works with him

Jelly fishing jelly fishing yeah
i'm ready i'm ready
lalalalalalalalalalala

spongebob by panda February 27, 2005

spongebob 

A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life

Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.

spongebob by Retrospect July 10, 2005

spongebob 

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

spongebob by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007