Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 15, 2013
When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.
Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.
by T.McCormnick September 25, 2007
noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
by fattyarbuckle July 11, 2008
by Kate Shortforbob April 28, 2007
by razornova July 30, 2008
When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!
Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.
Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.
Frankie: Word
Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.
Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.
Frankie: Word
by Smiffty Cent August 12, 2010
v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.
by Zeptys September 18, 2008