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Smoothito 

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.
Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.
Smoothito by Boochabla December 16, 2008

Smoothed Together 

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"

Shootiest 

Shortened word. Shooty

Shooty meaning. When you are tempted to kill someone with a gun.

Shootier. When you are the shootier one, the murderous one.

Shootiest . When you are the most shooty out of your group.

Noun. Shootie. Plural. Shooties

Shootie is someone who is tempted to kill someone with a firearm

Shooties is a group of people who are tempted to kill someone with a gun.
George bailey was shooty when he wanted to kill the maid.

George was the shootier one.

George was the shootiest person out of 8 people.

Who is the shootie?

The shooties names are unknown.
Shootiest by Shootier and shootiest February 18, 2022

Smoother 

A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.
Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.
Smoother by Syarrow October 14, 2018

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
a humble person who likes to take life easy but is willing to work for the things they want most in life
smoothe if ya want it come and get it but dont expect me to come running for someone i dont even like
smoothe by joek July 21, 2008