(Sloan's) are amazing people, usually, and girls name, Sloan's are kind, loving, grateful, and most of all a amazing partner in love life. never let (Sloan's) go, always keep them close
by shmoop.ca January 3, 2020
Another english stereotype. Similar to populars,abercrombies and similar behaviour to preps. Wealthy;almost exclusivly go to fee paying schools. They come in to basic types, female and male.
Female sloans can be identified by the following:
-Clothing from jackwills (the uk version of abercrombie), primark for some reason and abercrombie and fitch.
-purposly messed up hair usually fliped over onto one side of the head (they really do think this is cool)
-uggs
-oversized handbags
-sometimes excessive use of dark eyemakeup
-hoodies, skinny jeans, mini skirts, leggings
-feel the need to find ways to make non-sloanes feel inferior to them due to thier extremely large egos
-seem to only aknowledge fellow sloanes as people worthy of their time and attention
-think highly of themselves and have huge egos
-chase after male sloanes
-sometimes speak in a fake american accent
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Male sloanes
-style their hair (usualy so their manbangs go diagonally across their foreheads
-similarlily to females, wear clothing exclusivly from jack wills, abercrombie and other preppy brands.
-dress in skinny (or extremely baggy in a desperate attempt to be deemed cool) jeans
-have even larger egos than female sloanes
-date only female sloanes
-think they are amzing at all sports
-swear to make themselves seem cool and edgy
in conclusion, sloanes are self absorbed, extremely self concious ego-mainiacs who consider themselves the coolest, most popular people ever, though they are most definatly not.
Female sloans can be identified by the following:
-Clothing from jackwills (the uk version of abercrombie), primark for some reason and abercrombie and fitch.
-purposly messed up hair usually fliped over onto one side of the head (they really do think this is cool)
-uggs
-oversized handbags
-sometimes excessive use of dark eyemakeup
-hoodies, skinny jeans, mini skirts, leggings
-feel the need to find ways to make non-sloanes feel inferior to them due to thier extremely large egos
-seem to only aknowledge fellow sloanes as people worthy of their time and attention
-think highly of themselves and have huge egos
-chase after male sloanes
-sometimes speak in a fake american accent
****
Male sloanes
-style their hair (usualy so their manbangs go diagonally across their foreheads
-similarlily to females, wear clothing exclusivly from jack wills, abercrombie and other preppy brands.
-dress in skinny (or extremely baggy in a desperate attempt to be deemed cool) jeans
-have even larger egos than female sloanes
-date only female sloanes
-think they are amzing at all sports
-swear to make themselves seem cool and edgy
in conclusion, sloanes are self absorbed, extremely self concious ego-mainiacs who consider themselves the coolest, most popular people ever, though they are most definatly not.
Female:
Sloane 1 "Ohmygod, did you see that guy wearing jackwills?!Ohmygod he is sooooooooo fit"
Sloane 2 "I know but that girl he's talking to is like,soo not wearing any jackwills or abercrombie! she is so lame."
Male:
Sloane 1 "That guys haircut is sooo gay, like, what a loser"
Sloane 2 "What the fuck is he wearing, gap?"
Sloane 1 "Ohmygod, did you see that guy wearing jackwills?!Ohmygod he is sooooooooo fit"
Sloane 2 "I know but that girl he's talking to is like,soo not wearing any jackwills or abercrombie! she is so lame."
Male:
Sloane 1 "That guys haircut is sooo gay, like, what a loser"
Sloane 2 "What the fuck is he wearing, gap?"
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by shannon daftell October 17, 2007
Sloan’s are amazing!, they will be the best friend you’ve ever had. They will just change your vibe when you see them into something so goofy and happy. Sloan is so cute and will probably be the most funniest person you’ve ever met. She’s the most perfect girlfriend you will ever have so if you end up dating a Sloan, your one lucky man. Sloan is Loyal and respectful and has the most cutest smile you will ever see. She has a good body, and she’s active and Sloan’s usually are blonde haired. She’s absolutely beautiful and you won’t regret meeting her. She’s just amazing to be around, She can be really crazy tho, she’ll do stuff that none of your friends will. Feel special to be friends with a sloan, there aren’t many of them (:
by wonderman5732689 June 30, 2019
You didn't just get owned, you didn't just get slayed, you just got sloaned like a little nig as motha fucka.
by Sir John C June 30, 2006
How to Spot a Sloane:
purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
by *x*Hannah*x* March 27, 2007