Shit the bed

When something quits working or is about to stop working.

Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.

by Dgrace420 July 9, 2009

Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005

Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009

Shit the bed

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.

1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"

by Alfow February 3, 2009

Shit The Bed

1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards.

2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.

3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.

"Did you see the wings games last night?!"
"No, what happened?!"

"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"

by Drizzy Drake 19 May 7, 2010