schlep rock 

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

schlep rock by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Schlep'd

A Roblox Youtuber who expose predators on a platform called Roblox. Despite using legal means to get the predator arrested by police, Roblox still ban all of his accounts through a Cease and Desist due to "Vigilantly Actions". Not only Roblox not acknowledging that Schlep used legal means to get the predators arrested but also they accused Schlep because his actions is "Similar to predator" itself.

This word means that you have done something right/in a correct way that not violated anything, but result is that people not only not appericiating your effort but also accuse you for your own action

For example:

A: People Schlep'd me for popping other bicycle tires! They are not even factoring that I was the one who reported such incidents to the police!
B: That sucks, people's nowaday don't even investigate the problem seriously...

Schlep'd by ThatoneDrakloak January 10, 2026

The Schlep Effect

a situation where someone (usually a minor or an adult that did not give consent) is caught by a predator and the victim gets banned while the predator is unharmed

some guy: My account got banned... ALL CUZ I DIDN'T GIVE SOMEONE SOME NOODS?
me: the schlep effect

The Schlep Effect by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 16, 2025

Get The Schlep 

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

Get The Schlep by RiskySoup November 30, 2018

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013